One day, Tiketz was zooming through Mixopolis. AT ELEVENTY BILLION MILES PER HOUR. BECAUSE HE’S A COP, THAT’S WHY. HE DO WHAT HE WANT.
Anyways, as he was driving AT ELEVENTY BILLION MILES PER HOUR, he was eating a Cookironi. Because, you know, he likes Cookironis. And there was a Nixel randomly on the sidewalk. No, there was no reason WHY the Nixel had to be there. He’s just…there. Hooray for chance.
The Nixel saw the Cookironi…AND HE JUMPED RIGHT ONTO TIKETZ. This caused him to spiral out of control, but he managed to save himself…and then he saw the Nixel holding his Cookironi and running away. THIS got Tiketz mad. So, he started his engines, running at ELEVENTY BILLION MILES PER HOUR…and crashed into a tree.
Within the hour, Tiketz was transported to the hospital by the Medix…but they had to stop themselves from throwing up at the site before them. It was THAT bad. They had to call Tiketz’s brothers, too. Because THEY had to